the unforced rhythm
☆★ Friday, April 1, 2011
this is not an APRIL'S FOOL joke.
Monster Energy Drink: Now With Dead Mickey~
19-year old liar Vitaliy Sulzhik claims he found a dead mouse in the bottom of a Monster Energy drink.
"Vitaliy Sulzhik had downed the energy drink shortly after buying it, only to feel 'debris' in his mouth as he finished the can.
The 19-year-old inspected the bottom of his drink and saw the tip of a mouse tail sitting at the bottom.
'Then I looked in the can and I saw the tip of the tail and I vomited everywhere.
'Anytime anyone talks about monster, I just get that sick feeling in my stomach.
Mr Sulzhik has been unable to drink anything from a can in the year since the incident, he said."
I'm actually with you, Vitaliy.
One time I was emptying a Sprite can into a mug at a bar and, no lie: A GIANT LOOGIE POURED OUT. I haven't been able to drink anything but wine coolers since.
"HA -- I bet you just made that up just so you can drink that girly shit!"
I DID NOT. Besides, it was just a phase, I don't even like those anymore.
"Then why are your lips red?"
I BLEW THE KOOL-AID MAN MIND YOUR BUSINESS~~!
His vessel... @ 11:51 AM